Sporn

Like so many others I never thought this would happen to me, but here I am scrawling it in pictograms on the cave wall. I was lurching about on my flippers near the tidepool 3 suns ago when I nearly tripped over a female Glorzax napping in the sand. I couldn't help but notice that her ovipositor was completely unshrouded, glistening with water droplets from a recent swim. Before I could even turn away, one of her eyestalks opened and a petite claw began stroking my flagella! "Like what you see, cowboy?" she cooed while reaching a tendril around to manipulate my occipital orifice. I dove in and we went at it for what seemed like millenia. To put it bluntly, I florbed the snozzix out of her. We met again the next day for another round -- she brought a friend, and let's just say there was more than enough primordial ooze to go around.